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Q: Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
A: He couldn’t concentrate
Q: How does a horse order in a restaurant?
A: A-la-carte.
Q: What is a Giraffe’s favorite fruit?
A: A Neck-tarine
Q: Where does a 500 lb. Gorilla sit?
A: Anywhere he wants.
Q: How do you make an Elephant float?
A: 1 glass of root beer and 2 scoops of Elephant.
Q: Why do Giraffes have such long necks?
A: Because their feet stink.
Q: What word starts with “e,” ends with “e,” and only has one letter?
A: Envelope.
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef
Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
A: It was in tents.
Q: Why don’t sharks eat clowns?
A: They taste funny.
Q: What do pigs use to write top-secret messages?
A: Invisible oink.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a wildcat?
A: Sausage lynx.
Q: Why did the sheep take dance lessons?
A: She wanted to be a baaaaaaaalerina.
Q: What do cats use to cut the grass?
A: A lawn meower.
Q: What does a sheep use to carry its books?
A: A baaaaaackpack.
Q: What is a sheep’s favorite sport?
A: Baaaaaadminton.
Q: What did the snake say to his ex-girlfriend?
A: “Let’s hiss and make up.”
Q: Who’s every sheep’s favorite superhero?
A: Baaaaaatman.
Q: What do you get when you cross an anteater and a dog?
A: An aardbark.
Q: What do cats like to eat on hot days?
A: Mice-cream cones.